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You’ve developed a nervous tick from having to wait for the little yellow dot to go green on your Garmin screen
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Focus Duration is something you totally get but have no idea of how to explain it
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Make a habit of randomly sprinting for breakthroughs during group rides
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If your power meter battery dies, you stop riding and seriously consider calling an Uber.
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Wonder what a rider’s MPA is while watching a pro race
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Feel excited with anticipation when you see a Breakthrough Report on your Strava activity
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Fakethroughs cause minor depression
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Ronnestad’s make you giddy and scared at the same time
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Laugh mockingly when someone says they did an FTP test
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Call in sick for work when your status says “Very tired”
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- You keep checking your Garmin watch/1030 for an XATA widget
